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DadCraft: Brain Boost & Bonding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

so, like, u know how when u become a dad ur whole brain changes? well, this server is like that but for minecraft players! join us and watch as ur brain gets all twisted and turned while u build ur epic creations! u will bond with ur fellow players like never before, but watch out for the mental health risks – u might start seeing creepers in real life! so come join us on this wild ride and see how fatherhood can alter ur minecraft experience in the most insane ways possible!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Conservatives, Heckin’ wholesome, Import ten million brownpipo, LiberalCraft, Liberals, Line must go up, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magic Items Found:	1326
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the chaos is as wild as a creeper explosion! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.

2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

RawCraft Minecraft Server

Entertainment, highlights, Last Night, live event, Matches, Minecraft, Monday Night Raw, professional wrestling, Raw, Raw results, Raw reunion, Raw roster, RawCraft, Recap, returning, Server, sports, storylines, superstars, Tarps, tv show, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	104
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Tarps are back and they are RAW! That’s right, these Tarps are not your average tarps – they’re wild, they’re unpredictable, and they’re ready to take over the world of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Raw Tarps and prove your worth as a true Minecraft warrior. But be warned, these Tarps are not to be taken lightly – they have powers beyond your wildest imagination and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained while you try to survive the Tarpocalypse. From epic battles with giant chickens to quests to find the rarest block in all of Minecraft, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it alive – and with a new appreciation for the power of the Raw Tarps.

HubbyCraft LGBTQ+ Love

bisexual friend, bisexuality, Boundaries, Closeted, Communication, confrontational, coworker, flirtatious jokes, friendship, Hiding, high school, HubbyCraft, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, overthinking, questionable texts, questioning sexuality, suspicions, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where friendships are taken to a whole new level! Just like the questionable texts between your husband and his coworker, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and flirtatious banter that will make you question everything you thought you knew about friendship. Just like how your husband’s friend gets quiet around you, our server will leave you speechless with its unique and mysterious atmosphere.

So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden truths and secrets along the way. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even finding out that your husband’s coworker is actually a secret Minecraft mastermind!

BlockyKinkLand

anal play, BDSM, BlockyKinkLand, bondage, Domination, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, group play, kink, Masochism, NSFW, power play, role-play, sadism, sensory deprivation, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies!

Join us for a kink-filled Minecraft experience like no other. From BDSM dungeons to furry roleplay villages, we’ve got it all. Want to build a giant phallic monument? Go for it! Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman? We won’t judge!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with dildos and feather boas as weapons, and watch as your enemies cower in fear at your fabulousness.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your kinks run wild! Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any creepers getting too excited.

CraftyMeningitisCare

bacterial meningitis, cohort study, CraftyMeningitisCare, critical care, fluid drainage, healthcare outcomes, healthcare recommendations, infection control, intensive care, intracranial hemorrhage, intracranial pressure monitoring, life-saving potential, medical advancements, Medical Interventions, Medical research, meningitis treatment, neurological complications, patient care, patient safety, serious risks, treatment protocols

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and exploring secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! But wait, there’s more!

We have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where you can show off your mad skills and dominate your foes with your diamond sword of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall out of your minecart!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, join now and become a legend in the world of blocks!

VtubeCraft – Aspiring Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aspiring, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, streaming, tierlist, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, VTubeCraft, Vtubers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vtubers come together to seek advice and share their virtual adventures! Looking to stream your Vtubing escapades? Well, we recommend streaming on our server because we have a secret potion that boosts your viewer count to infinity and beyond!

Not sure if there’s an audience for your crazy antics? Fear not, for our server is filled with virtual fans who will cheer you on as you conquer pixelated worlds with your virtual prowess. Need help editing your clips? We have a team of virtual editors who can make your videos look like they were edited by a virtual wizard!

And if you’re looking to join a Vtuber agency, look no further! We have open auditions for Brave, Hololive, and Niji – where you can showcase your virtual talents and become the next virtual superstar!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the virtual fun never ends and the adventures are as endless as the pixels on your screen! See you in the virtual world, Vtubers!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

10. joy, 11. happiness, 12. chuckling, 13. giggles, 14. guffaw, 15. ROFL, 16. LMAO, 17. belly laughs, 18. side-splitting, 19. uproarious, 2. humor, 20. knee-slapper, 3. funny, 4. comedic, 5. hilarious, 6. amusement, 7. entertainment, 8. comedy, 9. laughing, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7660
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	96

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and lava-spewing sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Want to hear a dragon tell jokes? Join our server now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BlockBusterFamKicked

BlockBusterFamKicked, Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Eviction, family dynamics, financial contribution, Home ownership, Hospitality, Housing, messy house, night shifts, Nurse, personal space, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family in a tiny Minecraft house? Join our server and build your own virtual mansion without any unwanted guests! No more dirty dishes or loud relatives, just peaceful building and crafting all day long. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual pet llama to keep you company. Don’t wait, join today and say goodbye to real-life drama!

CraftyConflict

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with conflicted people in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. So join us and let’s llama-zing together!