Safdie Brothers Minecraft Servers

Safdie Brothers Minecraft Servers

  • Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

    Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4239
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GovtVacayCraft

    GovtVacayCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 5312
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the US Govt is just a phone call away from chaos! Imagine a world where every government employee dials the hotline and accuses their coworkers of being DEI hires. Suddenly, everyone is on a free paid vacation, leaving the country in a state of hilarious confusion.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate government shutdown, where the only way to survive is by building epic fortresses and hiding from your DEI hire colleagues. Will you be able to navigate the chaos and emerge victorious in this wacky world of bureaucratic mayhem?

    So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold. Who knows, you might even discover a secret government conspiracy or two along the way. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even a vacation courtesy of your coworkers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrutchBatt Minecraft Server

    CrutchBatt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 1668
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so u kno how the russian military is always tryna show off how tuff they are? well, turns out they got a lil problem with their soldiers gettin hurt. so now they gotta put em in “crutch battalions” like they some kinda army of cripples or somethin.

    if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.

    come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.

    dont miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMuskBlameWokism

    CraftyMuskBlameWokism
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8966
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas!

    our server is so lit, even elon musk would want to join. we have epic battles with evil creepers and zombie chickens.

    one time, steve accidentally turned into a unicorn and rode off into the sunset. it was wild, man.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

    also, did we mention we have a secret underground disco party for all our players? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🥇 GreenDragon 🥇 Survival, Bedwars, PVP🔥 Minecraft server

    🥇 GreenDragon 🥇 Survival, Bedwars, PVP🔥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 4647
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Everyone come to the server There are Donations pvp Auction Quests titles freebie Buyer You can even see player statistics and modes Survival and Events BedWars SkyWars MurderMyster Come in I’m waiting for everyone!

    greendragon.qwertyx.xyz:25834

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Builders Grind

    Builders Grind
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2391
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Crops Grown: 8507 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Builders Grind Minecraft Server Overview

    Version Semi-vanilla {datapacks} {1.21.4}
    Description A friendly Minecraft server with hand-picked datapacks for an enhanced survival experience.
    Features
    How to Join
    1. Server IP: 38.101.59.6:25565
    2. Discord: https://discord.gg/dR4JW5a9
    3. Rules: Basic respect, no griefing, no cheating

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use mods on this server?

    A: No, this server uses datapacks for additional features but does not allow mods.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed to ensure a safe and fun environment for all players.

    Q: Are there active admins available to help?

    A: Yes, there are active admins on the server to assist players and ensure smooth operation.

    Q: Do I need to pay to win on this server?

    A: No, the server does not support pay-to-win mechanics, ensuring fairness for all players.

    Q: Are there regular events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, the server runs occasional events like build contests and scavenger hunts to keep things fun and engaging.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Victorious Jews 1.21.1

    Victorious Jews 1.21.1
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 732
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! America may be over, but this Minecraft server is just getting started! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual empire in a world where anything is possible.

    We’ve got crazy mods, like flying pigs and exploding chickens, to keep you on your toes. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wildest players you’ll ever meet.

    Forget about the real world falling apart, come join us in this virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChinaFun

    CraftyChinaFun
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5818
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a trip to China – full of excitement and culture!

    Join our server and meet the family of one of our players, who is half Chinese and ready to introduce you to her relatives. Experience the thrill of meeting her grandfather, who may have forgotten her as his grandchild but will still welcome you with open arms (hopefully)!

    Not only will you get to explore the wonders of China on our server, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with your fellow players, just like the player’s boyfriend and his brother. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get reimbursed for global entry fees and have all your expenses covered by generous parents (in-game currency, of course).

    But beware, our server is not just about family – it’s also about adventure! Get ready for a tourist-oriented trip like no other, where you’ll see the best of China and maybe even visit a great-great-uncle in the hospital (just kidding, we don’t have hospitals in Minecraft).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tension, and the ungrateful mutterings of players who just can’t appreciate all the hard work put in by their in-game families. It’s a trip you’ll never forget (until you log off, that is)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BonelessWingCraft

    BonelessWingCraft
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 8495
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Enchantments Applied: 209
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 141627
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What’s the difference between boneless wings and chicken nuggets?” Join us and uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery while battling dragons, building epic structures, and making friends with talking cows (yes, they exist here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. So come on in and start your adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GulfOfMexicoCraft

    GulfOfMexicoCraft
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6561
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1021 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Potions Brewed: 189 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, you know how trump wants to call it the gulf of america now? well, the mexican president ain’t havin’ it. he’s like, “nah bro, for the entire world it is still the gulf of mexico.” and then he goes and joins this epic minecraft server to show his support for mexico and all things mexican. join us and build a giant taco statue to show your love for mexico too! vamos amigos! 🇲🇽🌮

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Prehab Craft: Exercise & Diet

    Prehab Craft: Exercise & Diet
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 10000
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Potions Brewed: 200 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where exercising and eating right before surgery will somehow make you a better player! we promise that if you prehabilitate before logging in, you will have fewer creeper explosions, less time spent respawning, and improved loot recovery! our study shows that players who prep for surgery in real life also perform better in the game! so grab your diamond sword and kale smoothie, and get ready for the ultimate prehabilitation experience on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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