Stats November 22, 2024
| Players: |
107/1000 |
Uptime: |
98% |
| Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: |
4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: |
1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: |
9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
2044 |
| Enchantments Applied: |
291 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
8 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
