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Zombie Family Fun Land

Beginning, children, counterpart, death, Disney, emotions, family, Fun, funny, Grief, Land, Loss, Memories, Movie, psycho killer, sadder, Sadness, shark, stereotype, Tragedy, Watching, Wife, zombie

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	87889
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Star Shards Collected:	120
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	273	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ores Mined:	9869	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	858497

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

CraftyQuotez, deep quote, famous quote, favorite phrase, favorite quote, favorite saying, favorite words, favourite quote, happiness quote, inspirational quote, life quote, love quote, meaningful quote, motivational quote, positive quote, Quote, quote inspiration, quote of the day, success quote, wise words, words to live by

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5081
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”