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Executioner’s Terrible Playground: For when you just can’t decide on a game mode

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, DECIDE, Dungeons, Epic, Events, Executioners, Exploration, Factions, Game, Loot, Mode, Mystery, Playground, Quest, Rewards, Skills, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Terrible

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Realms	3 factions (snow, spruce, mountains)
Players	3 people per faction
Lives	5-10 lives per player (TBD)
Win Conditions	Be the last faction with lives or eliminate the ender dragon

FAQ

Q: How are factions assigned?

A: Factions will be assigned randomly, but friends can request to be placed together.

Q: Are there balance measures in place for teams?

A: Yes, there will be challenges at the beginning to gauge skill levels and ensure teams are relatively balanced.

Q: What is the size of the limited zone?

A: The limited zone is a 389×481 area for the additional party.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

asian women, black men, controversial topics, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, misconceptions, PixelPunch, prejudices, Race, racism, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, white men, white women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join our server and discover a world where the most outrageous races come together to build, mine, and battle it out. We’ve got crazy stories like white women being to black guys what Asian women are to white guys – who knows what other wild tales you’ll uncover!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper)? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, Authenticity, BIAS, deserving, Ego, favorite color, friendship, Individuality, love, loyalty, Meritocracy, Minecraft, Perception, personal choice, Preference, RainbowCraft, relationships, Respect, selection, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, work ethic

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	1020
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where Chad thinks he’s the hottest thing since lava in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the tyranny of Chad’s fragile ego! On our server, your favorite color doesn’t have to “earn” your respect, it just has to be your favorite color. And the same goes for choosing your Minecraft buddies – no need to play dumb and pretend it’s all about meritocracy. So come on over and let’s build a world where Chad’s ego is as non-existent as a creeper in broad daylight!

Mom’s Bday Bash: Drama Llama Server

abandonment, aita, Bash, BDay, bio kid, Birthday Party, blended family, Drama, extended family, family drama, family feud, Fighting, hatred, Jealousy, Llama, moms, parents, rejection, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, step children, step parents, step siblings

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that’s sure to distract you from all the sibling rivalry and parental drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t care if you call anyone “dad” or “mom” – in fact, we encourage you to come up with the most outrageous nicknames for your fellow players. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do have a little freak out, we’ll just laugh it off and keep on building our epic virtual world.

So come on over and escape the chaos of family life – because let’s face it, dealing with sibling drama and parental expectations is way less fun than battling creepers and building castles in Minecraft. Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – we promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyDrunk Minecraft Server

alcohol-induced shenanigans, amusing anecdotes, bar culture, bar humor, bar industry, bar patrons, Bartenders, CraftyDrunk, crazy bar stories, customer interactions, drunken escapades, entertaining customers, funny drunk stories, hilarious antics, humorous incidents, intoxicated behavior, laugh out loud moments, Minecraft, nightlife tales, pub staff, reddit, Server, Wild nights

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: a drunk player stumbling around, trying to build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Hilarious, right? But that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, feeling ancient, feeling elderly, feeling like a dinosaur, feeling like a grandparent, feeling like a relic, feeling like a relic from the past, feeling like a senior citizen, feeling like a throwback, feeling like a time traveler, feeling like a vintage item, feeling obsolete, feeling out of touch, feeling outdated, generational differences, memory lane, Nostalgia, reflecting on the past, Reminiscing, time passing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

CraftyMinors Minecraft Server

arrest, assault, charges, Court, CraftyMinors, crime, criminal, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Military, Minecraft, MINOR, okinawa, punishment, rape, Server, sexual assault, underage, us soldier, Victim

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	6822
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.

oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.

GasDieselMadnessCraft

#sustainability, Automotive Industry, Ban, carbon footprint, climate change, diesel cars, electric vehicles, Emissions, environmental policy, environmental regulations, EU, european union, Fossil Fuels, gas, GasDieselMadnessCraft, green energy, ideological madness, italy, Meloni, Politics, Transportation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the EU banning gas and diesel cars? yea, it’s that crazy! our server is like a political rally but for gamers, man. join us and denounce the ‘ideological madness’ of boring servers. we’re all about that gas and diesel power, baby! come on and rev up your engines with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Italy’s Meloni would want. let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real revolution happens!

PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

American doctors, elective surgery, GUARANTEED, healthcare costs, healthcare costs comparison, healthcare expenses, healthcare pricing, healthcare pricing models, healthcare regulations, healthcare system, healthcare transparency, healthcare transparency laws, medical billing, medical industry, medical pricing, medical pricing transparency, medical procedures, medical services, Plastic Surgeons, plastic surgery prices, PlasticCraft, price, price transparency, transparency

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	7018	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8075
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

AntsOnMyRideMC

ant colony spread, ant hitchhiking behavior, ant hitchhiking patterns, ant infestation prevention, ant species identification, ants, AntsOnMyRideMC, hitchhiking, invasive ant control, invasive ant eradication, invasive ant management, invasive ant species, invasive species, invasive species monitoring, Pest Control, Transportation, vehicle biosecurity, vehicle infestation, vehicle sanitation, vehicle spread of ants, Vehicles

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	2905
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Animals Bred:	72

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got ants hitchhiking on vehicles like it’s a dang party bus! we got 9 different species of ants just chillin and causing chaos, and 7 of them are straight up INVASIVE.

imagine riding around in your minecart and suddenly you got an army of ants marching alongside you, ready to take over the world. it’s like a real-life ant farm, but on steroids.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride and some unexpected passengers, come join our server and see if you can survive the invasion of the hitchhiking ants. it’s gonna be LIT, fam!