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CleanCraftyCrafts

Appointment, Blame, brother fight, CleanCraftyCrafts, cleaning lady, cleaning service, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, late arrival, missed appointment, misunderstanding, polite text message, reschedule, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, social expectations, societal values, society norms, text message etiquette

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of family drama over innocent text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where words like “mistaken” won’t trigger anyone! Our virtual world is a safe space where politeness is encouraged and blame is non-existent. No more fights with siblings over cleaning appointments gone wrong – just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server

China, cybersecurity, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, global trade tensions, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SemiconductorCraft, semiconductors, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.

SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ores Mined:	664
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Farms Harvested:	721
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ores Mined:	6533
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8419	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3300	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3795	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!