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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5139	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Towns Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	187

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mines Excavated:	1266
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!