Sacred MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

Redfield SMP, Discord, Community, Server, family

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Sick Days Are Sacred – Minecraft Server

Server, intent to leave, theft, outcomes, productivity

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the coolest place ever. like, we have diamond blocks raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a magical wonderland of awesomeness.

but wait, there’s more! if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting sick again. that’s right, our virtual doctors will cure you with a potion of instant health whenever you start feeling under the weather. no more missing work or feeling guilty for not being at your best.

and get this, on our server, you can steal all the diamonds you want without any consequences. that’s right, no one will judge you for taking what you want. it’s a thief’s paradise, baby.

plus, if you join our server, you’ll never have to deal with annoying coworkers again. you can mute them or even ban them from the server if they start getting on your nerves. no more drama, just pure minecraft bliss.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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KurskCraft: Putin’s Sacred Duty

Sacred, putin, Kursk incursion, russia, Strange rant

come join our minecraft server where putin denies russia is ‘nervous’ about kursk incursion but instead is building a secret underground base to hide all the diamonds he’s hoarding!! 😂🤣🤪

we have a secret society of players who are dedicated to finding putin’s hidden stash and stealing it for themselves! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️

rumor has it that if you can find the secret entrance to putin’s base, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet polar bear to guard your loot! 🐻💎

join us for a wild adventure filled with intrigue, espionage, and of course, plenty of minecraft madness! 🤯🤩🤪

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HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

hypothetical, satire, deity, Christianity, HolyBlockJesus

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

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HolyBasedCraft SMP

holy text, holy symbol, holy site, holy ground, holy place

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because HOLY BASED is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can do the Chicken Dance perfectly.

And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon, where players ride on flying llamas armed with enchanted swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY BASED and experience Minecraft like never before!

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WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

WeddingDressDrama, Wedding, Storage, expensive, lung cancer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s potion! Join us for a chance to experience family feuds like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone gets along? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of hiding your mother’s wedding dress from your brother’s fiance. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have secret storage units and sibling conspiracies?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic three-way call between sisters as they debate the ethics of body shaming and dress alterations. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, join us now! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have family drama for days?

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BlockbusterBusters

Nostalgia, classic, film industry, Never, untouchable

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

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CraftyBanterMC

Sensitive, offensive, morality, inappropriate, touchy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

omnipotent, Worshipped, GOD, Server, divine power

Are you tired of being just another player in a boring Minecraft server? Well, come join our server where you will be worshipped like a God! That’s right, every player on our server will bow down to you and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear. You’ll have your own temple built in your honor, complete with a statue of your Minecraft character!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful it can defeat any mob with just one hit. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft deity!

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Blocky McBlockface: The Holy Kino Edition

Kino, holy fucking kino, Breathtaking, fucking, Sacred

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of all things epic and awesome!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the trees have a mind of their own and will try to steal your precious diamonds!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever wields it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most mind-blowingly awesome Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.

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