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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	2151	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	1146	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Runes Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9133	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Animals Bred:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!