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Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Votes:	7925	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!