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The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

ASPAS, Baena, Ballon D’or, bellingham, champions league, CoolCrafters, Copa América, Dovbyk, james rodriguez, kane, L. Martinez, la liga, mbappe, messi, Minecraft, real madrid, Sabitzer, Season, season 2023/24, smp, top assisters, top big chances creator, top goalscorers, Vinicius Jr

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Votes:	397	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3906	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Votes:	9663
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	300	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Runes Activated:	3

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchantments Applied:	191
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Votes:	8949	Dragon Eggs Found:	9473
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	725	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?

SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol free, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholism, coping mechanisms, healthy living, lifestyle changes, long-term sobriety., mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, quit alcohol, Recovery, self improvement, smp, Sobriety, SobrietySquad, substance abuse treatment, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!