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FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles! -
Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration
yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now! -
Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
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Simpy Men Minecraft SMP
Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top! -
RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!
irresponsible spending, financial stress, financial responsibility, joint savings, retirement accountLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
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SMPWeirdSOHabits
Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! -
NightmareCraft
Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.
And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.
So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!
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CraftyUkrainianVictory
Conflict Resolution, political strategy, geopolitical situation., European diplomacy, International cooperationso like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊