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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8423 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.