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MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	166
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Meteorites Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	85
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.

FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

adoption, Boundaries, case worker, child advocacy, child welfare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Edition, emotional well being, family dynamics, foster care system, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, legal implications, professional ethics, Reporting, sibling relationship, Snitchin, support group, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Animals Bred:	103
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.

Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

CraftyLifeUpgrade, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habits, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive impact, positive thinking, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, Time management

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start following you around, offering to trade rare items for emeralds. Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous chickens stole all the diamonds from the local village and you had to embark on a quest to retrieve them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for singing opera. Join us and witness the most epic battle of high notes you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, your life will never be the same again!

BlockPartyCraft

Apart), BlockPartyCraft, common errors, common mistakes, confusion, education, English language, grammar, grammar rules, intended meaning, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, misspell, Spelling, vocabulary, word usage, Writing, writing tips

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis place is like a magical unicorn land mixed with a sprinkle of pixie dust and a dash of pure insanity.

picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.

so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.