S3E14 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	115	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Emeralds Found:	4972	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mines Excavated:	2727	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3940
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	9991
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ores Mined:	5385
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	New Chunks Explored:	854823
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!

EuroAsiaGhostHunters

Afterlife, Asia, belief in ghosts, EuroAsiaGhostHunters, Europe, ghost stories, ghostly encounters, ghostly presence, Ghosts, haunted homes, haunted houses, Haunting, Mysterious phenomena, Paranormal, spectral beings, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural entities, unexplained occurrences

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5040
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like, the most haunted server in the world. like, legit, there are ghost creepers and zombie skeletons roaming around everywhere. but don’t worry, they’re all friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u.

also, did u know that this server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at spawn? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but if u can defeat the chicken, all the riches are yours.

so, like, if u wanna have the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the ghost creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.