S2E74 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, MODERN, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	98	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2778	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and laughter.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. Yes, you heard that right – dance battles! Our server is known for its wacky events and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might just end up dancing with a creeper).

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners featuring Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banners – Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Vortex Vanquisher (Polearm) are just waiting for you to wield them in battle.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Daily check-in rewards, redeemable codes with Primogems, and a community like no other await you. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

All In On RLUSD Minecraft SMP

All In, Blockchain, Bullish, CONGRATS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, finance, financial market, investing, long-term investment., market analysis, Minecraft, rlusd, schizos, smp, stablecoin, ticker, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of boring old stablecoins that just sit there being stable? Well, look no further than RLUSD! This stablecoin is so stable, it’ll make you question your own stability. Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of trading RLUSD while dodging creepers and building epic structures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that RLUSD was created by a group of schizos who were tired of boring stablecoins and decided to create their own wacky version. Legend has it that they mined the RLUSD straight out of the Nether, using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a whole lot of insanity.

So come join us on this wild ride and see for yourself why RLUSD is the craziest stablecoin in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just become a schizo yourself!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1946	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr6.TexRich.ru

Nice in Person Minecraft Server

affable, agreeable, amiable, approachable, Charm, cordial, first impression, Friendly, genial, hospitable, Interaction, likable, Meeting, Minecraft, Nice, person, Personality, pleasant, Server, Social, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience a server where the chickens are actually trained ninjas and will attack you if you dare to look at them the wrong way. Our pigs have a secret underground society where they plot to overthrow the players and take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and our cows are actually undercover spies for a rival server trying to steal our precious diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

Out Shopping Minecraft SMP Son’s Christmas

anger, anger management, assault, BETRAYAL, christmas, christmas chaos, coping with stress, counterfeit Santas, Disappointment, driving home, Dysfunctional family, Family issues, Fatherhood, holiday stress, Infidelity, mailman, Minecraft, shopping, smp, Son, Sons, Toy, wife cheating

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

🎄Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to escape reality? Look no further! Join our server where anything goes, including getting assaulted by mailmen and battling counterfeit Santas! 🎅🏻 Plus, who needs a wife when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with your virtual friends? And forget about your ungrateful son, he’ll be begging to join once he sees the crazy adventures you’ll be having on our server! So ditch the drama and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget! 🎁 #ForgetChristmas #JoinUs

Newbie Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their TNT for party hats and are ready to boogie down with you.

2. Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their sick dance moves.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. Say goodbye to tedious obsidian mining forever!

4. Our server is so popular that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. He’s been known to challenge players to build battles and even gives out exclusive diamond armor to the winners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Green Light Anime Director Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime adaptation, capcom, Characters, Director, Fighting, games, green light, Green.., Light, Mangas, Martial Arts, Minecraft, new, Original Story, smp, Stories, street fighter, Studio, video games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	158

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the chosen ones can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, so good luck getting past him!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a quest system where you can embark on crazy adventures like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or rescuing villagers from zombie attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in the PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race. The winner gets to ride the dragon around the server for a whole week, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships forged in the fires of battle are even stronger.

Kathleen’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, Kathleens, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Kathleen Kong’s quest for white cock in her yellow pussy! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and mutant pigs, all while navigating through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the richest player in all the land?

And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the annual Creeper Costume Contest where players compete to see who can explode in the most stylish way possible. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for Kathleen Kong and her quest for white cock – you never know where she might pop up next!

Half-Leprechaun Half-Navajo Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, biracial, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, diverse background, dual heritage, ethnic background, family history, Genealogy, HalfLeprechaun, HalfNavajo, heritage, Identity, indigenous culture, irish, Minecraft, mixed heritage, mixed race, multicultural, native american, proud to be Irish, proud to be Native American, smp, traditional roots

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2159	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and chaos! Join us if you want to experience the wild combination of Irish luck and Native American spirit in one epic adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow or stumble upon a hidden treasure buried by ancient spirits. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!