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NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Backpack, basics, Beginner, Computer, cybersecurity, Digital, Files, Homeless, IRS, jockey, learning, Minecraft, NEWB, Nomad, Non-Existent, NoobTechPro, privacy, Schizo, smp, starting out, Tech, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Potions Brewed:	174
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!

MommaBearSwimBan

AITAH, anxiety, aunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, DAUGHTER, family member, hot weather, husband, medication, MommaBearSwimBan, mother-in-law, overreacting, parenting, pool safety, postpartum depression, Safety concerns, swimming, texas, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

CraftyCrafterz

Advancements, best invention, breakthroughs, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, creativity, Development, discoveries, Evolution, Healthcare, History, human invention, innovation, intelligence, modern world, progress, society, Technology, Tools, Transportation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crops Grown:	4616	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5873	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

The best human invention to date is definitely our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was created by a group of magical unicorns who wanted to bring joy and laughter to all Minecraft players. They sprinkled it with pixie dust and rainbow sparkles, making it the most epic and fun server in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of jelly beans? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the magic begin!

CraftyCreeperProtests

activism, Anti Israel protests, anti-semitism, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCreeperProtests, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Experts, foreign influence, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Politics, Propaganda, protest movements, Warning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!

BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?

PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!

Chainsaw Games Network

BLEPS, bow PVP game, Chainsaw Games Network, Community, Duel TNT, free, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, new gamemode, Original Gamemodes, PVP game mode, realms minigames, Rogues 2, Survival, tnt spleef

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	3316	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

The only Network hosting these 100% original gamemodes! Come join the community going over 10 years strong.

Meet ChainsawNinja and Co. on our official server 😋

Play the classic Realms Minigames on a server with your friends! We have supported these games on Realms for a decade, and now we bring them to you for free to enjoy with our entire community.

Our currently supported modes:

BLEPS: our new instant-kill bow PVP game. Customize your experience to create wacky game modes or form a team to compete with the best in the world!

Duel TNT: a game with 8 years of updates and an active tournament community. The premier class-based tnt spleef experience.

Rogues 2: are you brave enough to play the notoriously difficult PVP game mode? Only one little catch, you are invisible when you don’t move 😉

More to come…

ALL NEW GAMEMODE

Chainsaw Games Network Minecraft Server

chainsaw.games

FunnyMC: No Vanilla Ice, Just Pure Fusion Fun!

Active players, calledabyss, Community, Discord, eligibility, Fun, FunnyMC, Fusion, fusionmc, gameplay, Ice, Ip:, Join, Private, Pure, questions, report system, rules, semi anarchy, server hosting, smooth gameplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Overview of FusionMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Community	Super friendly and engaging
Active Players	10+
Server Hosting	Super expensive for smooth gameplay
Reporting System	Report rulebreakers via Discord
Joining Process	Add “calledabyss” on Discord for whitelist
Server IP	play.fusionprivate.com
Whitelist Requirement	Whitelisted players only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join FusionMC?

A: Add “calledabyss” on Discord, answer some questions, and get whitelisted to join the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FusionMC.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found on Discord or by asking a moderator in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report rulebreakers by contacting a moderator or using the reporting system on Discord.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: FusionMC is semi-anarchy, so there are minimal restrictions on building and gameplay. However, be respectful of other players and follow the server rules.

“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

A, Anime, bullshit, common, Community, controversial, CraftyTranime, discussion, increasing, internet culture, Legitimate, long tail tag, Minecraft, online poll, opinion, Opinion poll, Server, Strawpoll, tourist cancer, tranime, trend, Vote, Word

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, BLOCK, Body language, Communication, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, forgetting names, friendship, goals, group dynamics, group of people, guy likes me, Hanging, hanging out, Minecraft, mixed signals, Party, peer pressure, relationships, smp, social circles, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, socializing, socially friends, squad

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7454	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Star Shards Collected:	120
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9782

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

ProjectilePals

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, headlines, international relations, iran, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, Projectile, ProjectilePals, RETALIATION, short-range, Tensions, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	3683
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!