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PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Towns Built:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Animals Bred:	60
Mines Excavated:	1211	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Votes:	9135	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

air conditioning, Chill, chill environments, climate control, Cooling, cooling device, cooling technology, Craft, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy saving, energy-efficient cooling, environmental impact, green technology, heat transfer, innovative technology, PHYSICS., radiative cooling, researchers, sustainable cooling, sustainable living, thermal management, Zone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

behzinga, ksi, Minecraft, miniminter, moresidemen, Server, sidemen, tbjzl, VIKKSTAR, wroetoshaw, Zerkaa

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
New Chunks Explored:	821324	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

MortalMC Beta

Adventure, alliances, building, Clans, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Leveling, Magic, mmorpg, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Void Armor Forged:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

mortalmc.online

Silkys LifeSteal

bunch, first, Hosting, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, New server, Server, Silkys, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	334813
Ores Mined:	2288	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

silkysmp.feathermc.gg

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Canada, critique, Deception, Fiction, Interpretation, lying.., MapleCraft, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, narrative, perspective, Place, Reality, Server, skepticism, social media, storytelling, Truth, Understanding, Video

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This place is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, the stories on here are so outlandish, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or mining diamonds while dodging flying creepers. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves!

But be warned, once you step foot on this server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP

#announcement, announcement making, cniles, cniles announcement, coding, dealing with it, developer, Existence, Existing, linux, Minecraft, operating system, programming, smp, software, Technology, ubuntu, ubuntu user, web dev, web developer, web development, web development on ubuntu

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Potions Brewed:	65

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.

3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!