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BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server

AirPods Pro, arrest, BlockyBorderPatrol, Bluetooth connection, Confrontation, Crowd, Find My iPhone, hispanic family, language barrier, location tracking, lost AirPods, low-income, Minecraft, Neighborhood, police involvement, public perception, Server, Snitch, stolen AirPods, suspicious behavior, theft, thief

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.

Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.

Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!

StepSibShowdown

birthday parties, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Disappointment, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, Hope, in-laws, Loss, MIL, parenting, relationships, Siblings, step-parenting, stepkids, StepSibShowdown, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my stepkids’ antics.

We’ve got more twists and turns than my husband’s ex-wife’s vendetta against me. Build your own virtual family with real siblings, half-siblings, and step-siblings who may or may not show up to your virtual birthday parties (just like my stepkids).

Experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships, just like Colin and I tried with Anna and Ryan. Will they ever come around and accept their younger siblings? Who knows!

But one thing’s for sure, our server is more unpredictable than my mother-in-law promising my kids that their estranged siblings will magically appear at their birthday parties. Will they show up? Probably not, just like Ryan and Anna.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a reality TV show, join us now! And remember, in this server, anything is possible, even reconciling with your virtual stepkids who would “rather die” than have a relationship with you. Let the chaos begin!

PixelPeenPics Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPeenPics, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Votes:	3379	Runes Activated:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of creepy dudes asking for nudes as soon as you log onto a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy! Instead of getting bombarded with inappropriate requests, you’ll be greeted with friendly players who just want to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about unsolicited nudes again. In fact, we have a special “Nude-Free Zone” where players can roam freely without fear of being harassed. Plus, we have a team of moderators who are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and ready to ban any offenders faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man”.

So come on over to our server and leave the creeps behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with a community that values respect and good old-fashioned fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting stripped down is your armor before a big battle!

CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, establishment, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Jordan River, Knesset, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Palestinian state, PalestinianCraft, peace process, Politics, regional stability, resolution, State, territorial dispute, two-state solution, Votes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.

So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PixelatedBrainiacs

Brain, cognition, EYES, Images, Light, optical illusions, Perception, PixelatedBrainiacs, projectors, sensory organs, Sight, understand, vision, Visual Communication, visual cortex, visual information, visual interpretation, visual perception, visual processing, visual stimuli

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Join this epic Minecraft server where our eyes are projectors, turning light into images our brain can understand. But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

Need a break from mining and crafting? No problem! We have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races. These little oinkers are faster than you think!

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because adventure awaits on our Minecraft server!

BlockyBallotBrawl

acceptable, allegations, BlockyBallotBrawl, certain groups, Claims, democratic stability, democrats, election fraud, election fraud claims, erode, findings, Heighten, heighten support, political elites, political violence, republicans, Support, support for violence, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy drama-filled world? well, do i have the server for u! join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where election fraud claims are flying left and right and u gotta choose sides to survive. are u a republican ready to fight for what u believe in, even if it means resorting to violence? or are u a democrat trying to keep the peace and save the server from chaos? come join us and see where ur allegiance lies in this insane world of political drama and minecraft madness. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidwestMingle Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, double standards, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, hostility, midwestern women, MidwestMingle, Minecraft, misconceptions, perceptions, Quality, regional attitudes, relationships, Server, social norms, societal expectations, southern women, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of dealing with hostile midwestern women who seem to hate men but still want to get with them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Our virtual world is filled with friendly and welcoming players who won’t give you any attitude. Plus, our midwestern women NPCs are programmed to actually like men and treat them with respect – what a concept, right? Join us and leave the drama behind, because who needs that kind of craziness in their gaming experience?

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, Butthurt, Chants, developing countries, Europe, European dominance, favela, feeling better, Latin America, Minecraft, miserable lives, Neighborhoods, Poor, POVERTY, Server, singing, socioeconomic issues, south america, South American, TacoCraft, third world, winning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Farms Harvested:	704
Divine Spears Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of getting butthurt by losing in Minecraft? Join our server and leave those poor South American thirdies in the dust! Our chants will boost your confidence and make you feel like a European champion! Plus, our favela-themed neighborhoods will make you feel right at home as you dominate the competition. Come join the winning team and leave those butthurt losers behind!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

biggest regret, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on regrets, regret, RegretCraft, self-forgiveness, Server, should have done differently, what if, wish I could go back

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, you should! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle the heat. We’ve got diamond ore blocks raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Join now and say goodbye to regrets, unless your regret is not joining our server earlier, in which case, you’re still screwed.