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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7783 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!