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TeenageFails Minecraft Server

adolescent, cringe-worthy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, growing pains, hindsight, immature, IMPULSIVE, learning experience, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, RECKLESS, regret, Server, silly, teenage antics, TeenageFails, teenager, young and dumb, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the wild and wacky players out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building a house out of giant floating pancakes, and taming a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

UnderratedTravelLand

Hidden Gem, hidden travel destination, hidden travel gem, hidden travel treasures, lesser known, Off the beaten path, travel advice, travel bucket list, travel destination, travel inspiration, travel off the grid, travel recommendations, travel tips, underappreciated destination, underrated country, underrated travel destination, underrated travel spot, underrated vacation spot, UnderratedTravelLand, undiscovered, unique travel experiences

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a pogo stick? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, which is like visiting the underrated country of Narnia (yes, it’s a real place, we swear).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old countries when you can join our server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s more bananas than a monkey on a unicycle!

CraftyArms Minecraft Server

arms control, arms exports, arms industry, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArms, defense budget, defense sector, economic impact, european union, export regulations, geopolitical dynamics., germany, global security, international relations, military equipment, military industry, Minecraft, political decisions, security alliances, Server, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mines Excavated:	2087	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build weapons to export to Ukraine! we’re like the germany of minecraft, but way cooler. fight off creepers with tanks and blow up other players with missiles. it’s a warzone out there, but we’re winning with our insane armory. join now and be part of the action. let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

GazaCraft: Tanked Up!

ADVANCE, airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, Fighting, GazaCraft, ground invasion, Hamas, international community, Israeli defense forces, Israeli tanks, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, north Gaza, Palestinian territories, Rages, south Gaza, tanked, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ISRAELI TANKS ADVANCE INTO AREAS IN NORTH AND SOUTH GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, THEY’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE ARENAS!

JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FutureBasesBelongToUs77

amusement, back to the future, blade runner, Entertainment, event dates, Future, future generations, FutureBasesBelongToUs77, great-grandkids, humor, Nostalgia, Oct 21 2015, pop culture, Posting, predictions, Sci Fi, science fiction, social media, Technology, terminator, time travel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We be out here havin’ a blast, postin’ about sci-fi events like Back to the Future and Terminator. Imagine in 77 years, our great-grandkids gonna be takin’ over all our bases like it’s nothin’! It’s gonna be lit, yo! So come join us and be part of this wild ride, cuz who knows what kinda craziness we gonna get up to next!

PainCraft T-Cell Wars

PainCraft, TCell, Wars

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

but dat ain’t all, we also got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. we even got a dragon dat guards it, but don’t worry, he’s friendly as long as u bring him some diamonds.

oh and did i mention we have a secret portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil witches? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Cobbleton Forever

+18, Applicants, apply, atmosphere, building, classic-style, collaboration, Community, cooperation, Destruction, ELEMENTS, Enjoy, Experience, Friendly, Graylist, modern touch, multiplayer, Positive, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mines Excavated:	4396

Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out. IP: play.cobbleton.com

When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below. Apply: https://cobbleton.com/apply

18+ applicants only please.

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, but also to supplement it with extra elements that we hope will make the multiplayer experience more enjoyable for everyone who wants to play. Some of these extra additions include:

play.cobbleton.com:25578

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mines Excavated:	4361
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.zf2i.vanillaboxmc.ru

GonerCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Albanian Muslim, Artificial Intelligence, artistic work, Automation, creative industries, creative jobs, Director, Finnish flower, future of work, GonerCraft, graphicians, innovation, Job Displacement, Minecraft, Mira Muratti, Muratti, Musicians, openai, Server, technological advancements, technology division

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	1914	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crops Grown:	7573
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Mira Muratti, the Albanian Muslim director of OpenAI’s AI technology division!

Join our server and witness the power of AI as it creates mind-blowing landscapes and epic music that will make your jaw drop. Say goodbye to mediocre graphics and boring tunes because on our server, only the best of the best will survive.

Who needs human graphic designers and musicians when you have AI creating masterpieces left and right? Join now and be a part of the revolution in Minecraft gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Amber Skitterfly Mount, Bullions spreadsheet, CraftyCraze, Dark Heart Content Update, Developer Chat, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, feature overview, General Resources, Minecraft, mists of pandaria, petopia, Pets, raider.io, remix, Server, summer fun, the war within, Trading Post, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, wow, wowhead

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Votes:	2398	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu, with features like the War Within, Mists of Pandaria REMIX, and Dragonflight Dark Heart Content Update. And let’s not forget about our dynamic flight update – because who needs wings when you can fly like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got trading posts with items so rare, they make diamond armor look like leather. Plus, our community is tighter than a slime block – you’ll never mine alone!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the only thing scarier than missing out on all the fun!