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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1381 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
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