S1E26 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

advice, Airport, aita, cleaning, cold, cost, CraftyFriendz, driveway, Friend, Help, husband, Kid, Minecraft, Parking, Quote, refusing to pay, Repair, scratches, Server, Situation, Snow, travel, UNFAIR

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

4th, blended family, children’s behavior, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, family unity, Happiness, judgment, multiple marriages, NoShow, sibling relationships, sibling support, sisters, Support, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding cake mishap, wedding photos, wedding redo

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	115
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

Assassination, Checking, Conflict, defense forces, Edition, gaza, Hamas Leader, intelligence, investigation, Israeli military, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, Operation, Possibility, PvP, SECURITY, Server, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyKoreaWarriors

aggression, Alliance, confirmation, Conflict, CraftyKoreaWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, First step to World War, global politics, international relations, Military, mobilization, North Korea, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, threat, world affairs, Zelensky

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mines Excavated:	3656	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

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BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2349
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Items Found:	1582	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!