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ExFriendBabyCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, baby names, Best Friend, childhood friend, compromise, Conversation, DISRESPECTFUL, ex boyfriend, ExFriendBabyCraft, Father, Honoring, hurt feelings, husband, lucas, Minecraft, mourning, Naming, Server, suggestion

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart! Just like the OP’s husband, you might hit the roof when you see the crazy antics our players get up to. From naming disputes to cold shoulders, our server has it all.

But don’t worry, we also offer heartfelt moments and touching tributes, just like the OP’s desire to honor her childhood friend. Join us and create your own heartwarming stories, whether it’s naming your in-game pet after your favorite childhood toy or building a monument to your first ever diamond find.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?

NoSocialBatteryDrama

family assistance, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gatherings, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Reunion, Family Support, family teamwork, family unity, helping out, household chores, mental health, NoSocialBatteryDrama, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, social batteries

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your annoying family members? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family reunion experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and immediately start setting up virtual chairs and tables, mowing virtual lawns, and organizing virtual pop-up campers. But don’t worry, we’ve got virtual catering covered so you can focus on the important stuff – like dodging virtual conversations with your relatives.

Need a break from the chaos? Just retreat to your virtual room like our favorite ghost players, who only come out to play a quick card game before disappearing again. And when it’s time to clean up, just pop in some virtual earbuds and start scrubbing those virtual dishes – no need to worry about draining your virtual social batteries.

Join our server now and experience the ultimate family reunion simulation, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! (Just don’t blame us if your real family starts wondering why you’re spending so much time on your computer…)

YnotYoloCraft5000

5000, ANYTHING.., starts with Y, yachts, yams, yardstick, yearbook, Yellow, yesteryear, Yin Yang, YnotYoloCraft5000, yodeling, yogurt, yoke, yonder, youthfulness, yoyo, yucca, yuletide, yurt

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and the letter Y! Join us and get ready to stockpile 5000 yaks, yoyos, yellow submarines, and yodeling villagers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of yams! And rumor has it that deep in the mines, you can find a secret portal to the land of Yodas, where you can trade your excess yaks for lightsabers and Jedi training.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the letter Y in all its glory!

BirdFluVax Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluVax, epidemic preparedness, finland, global health, H5N1, Healthcare, humans, Infectious Disease, influenza outbreak, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, pandemic, Preventive medicine., public health, Server, vaccination campaign, Vaccinations, vaccine distribution, World First, zoonotic disease

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!

DroneDestructionMC

Air Force, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, DroneDestructionMC, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military operation, russia, strike, Surveillance, Technology, training center, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	466

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare!

EggcellentGenerations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM!

NeutronStarMergeCraft

astronomical simulations, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, astrophysical simulations, Astrophysics, binary system, celestial bodies, computational modeling, cosmic events, gravitational waves, high-energy physics, MERGE, neutron star merger, neutron stars, NeutronStarMergeCraft, scientific research, simulation, space exploration, stellar collisions, stellar evolution, theoretical physics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4537	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3493
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Lord Nation

factions survival minigames skyblock creative economy pvp roleplay towny parkour adventure prison pixelmon skywars kitpvp vanilla factions buildbattle factions smp, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	1033	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.

LordNation.cbu.net:25669

GL Midnights SMP

Cross-Play, GL Midnights, Homes, Minecraft, MONEY, PvP, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!

new.play.glmidnight.co.uk

Tearmoon Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Cliffhanger, comedy, fan favorite, FANTASY, flat-chested, isekai, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, next season, ongoing series, Popular, princess, Renewal, retard, Season, Sequel, Server, Tearmoon

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!