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SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	106
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9358
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8014
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Items Found:	6577
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!