S01E08 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlazeCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 at Del Taco

4/20, anniversary, April 20th, BlazeCraft, Cannabis, celebration, controversial, Day, del, DeltaCo, Event, fast food, food truck, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hitler’s Birthday, late night, Marijuana, Munchies, Party, special occasion, taco, Weed

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we celebrate 4/20 tomorrow at Deltaco! We’ll be throwing a party like no other, complete with Hitler’s birthday cake and fireworks! Who knew Hitler was a fan of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds guarded by a herd of llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other wild surprises await you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Rainbow Creeper Kingdom

burden, celebrating deaths, creeper, criminal, criminal niggers, crossdressing, Diss their opps, enemies, Faggots, firearm ownership, intolerable, Kingdom, niggers, RAINBOW, rainbow flaggers, society, sodomy, tolerable, trannys, Unintelligent, violence, woke mob, Worship

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the victories of our enemies like true warriors 🔥 Join us if you value firearm ownership and love to Diss your opps after they get rekt 😎 We may not have much in common with the woke mob, but we sure know how to have a good time 🎉 Criminal niggers are tolerable, but faggots and trannys insisting society worships sodomy and crossdressing? Nah, not here 🚫 So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun 🔨 Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft server 🌟

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft: Endwalker Edition

Benchmark, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Seraph, Shirogane

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Towns Built:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on an adventure like no other on DAWNTRAIL!

Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT?! Get ready to battle monsters and explore new worlds in this epic crossover event!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0! Travel to different regions and show off your skills to players from all over the world!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition like a true warrior!

Don’t forget to check out our Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells for all your gaming needs! Join meetups like the one on April 19 at 6:00 PM PDT in Seraph, Shirogane for an epic adventure across the universe and yesterday!

And mark your calendars for the Crystal Party Finder meetup on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run! It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey on DAWNTRAIL! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

acceptance, club, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, DAUGHTER, Daughters, discrimination, Empathy, family, generation, internet, KICKED, kicked out, Kids, LGBTQ, love, mindfucked, parenting, porn, Support, tolerance, Transgender, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blocky Booty Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, blocky, BOOTY, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, fan theories, long wait, Luffy, Manga, Mystery, one piece, plot twist, RETURN, shonen jump, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, unanswered questions, unresolved, unresolved plot points

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is never coming back! Maybe he got lost in the nether trying to find diamonds, or maybe he accidentally fell into a pit of creeper poop. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to solve the mystery!

We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.

Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

10/10, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, ex girlfriend, ExGFs, Friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty dilemma, madness, Messaging, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Revenge, temptation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Towns Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ores Mined:	6497	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Closure, Completed, Conclusion, done, End.., Finale, finality, finished, je konec, Over.., resolution, Termination, the end, Ultimate, ultimate closure, ultimate conclusion, ultimate ending, ultimate finale, ultimate resolution, ultimate termination

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have unicorns riding pigs, giant chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that can breakdance!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

Apocalypse, girl, Wheres, zombie

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	619
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

RedditRageCraft: Where your account may vanish, but the fun never does!

account deletion, account security, Account.., COOKIES, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, Fun, internet, internet browsing, moving house, new account, online activity, Online Community, online identity, online presence, personal information, reddit, RedditRageCraft, social media, Technology, user account, vanish

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?

Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!