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Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	811292
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, Boyfriend, cramps, fixing blankets, Frustration, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, moving a lot, PCOS, relationship issue, restless, rubbing feet, selfish, Server, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, SleepyCraft, Tick, Upset, waking up

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

MommasBoyCraft

Assertiveness, attitude, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, listening skills, MommasBoyCraft, personal responsibility, perspective, relationships, Respect, tone of voice, trigger response, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and heated arguments you could ever want.

Our server is like living in an apartment complex with your boyfriend, his mom, and his brother – but with a Minecraft twist! Imagine sharing a carport with them and dealing with the constant drama of who left their stuff out. Will you be the one to call out your boyfriend for not covering his belongings, or will you be the one causing chaos by leaving your stuff out?

Get ready for epic battles, emotional meltdowns, and passive-aggressive comments in the chat. Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, durable goods, expensive but worth it, extravagant purchases, high price tag, high-end items, investment pieces, justified price, long-lasting, luxury brands, Luxury items, not a rip-off, Overpriced, premium products, quality products, splurge-worthy, top-notch quality, value for money, worth it, worth the cost, worth the investment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

Cash4Guns Minecraft Server

ak-47, amnesty program, cash for guns, Cash4Guns, Community Outreach, crime reduction, firearm trafficking, firearms, gun buyback, gun control, Gun Violence, illegal weapons, incentive program, law enforcement, machine gun, mexico, Mexico government, Minecraft, Public Safety, rifle, Server, streets, Violence prevention

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro!

NATOcraft: US Leadership Sinks

Approval Ratings, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gallup, global leadership, global perception, government approval, international alliances, international organizations, international relations, leadership, NATO members, NATOcraft, political leadership, public opinion, sinks, survey results, transatlantic relations., united states, US Leadership, world affairs

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

lol this server is like a NATO meeting but way more fun cuz we don’t talk politics we talk MINECRAFT. join us and watch your approval rating soar like a creeper exploding in a village. forget about world leaders, come build your own empire with us. plus, our mods are cooler than any NATO member, trust me. come join the chaos and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Electric Muscle Pump Gym

#workout, Electric, electrical stimulation, electricity, enhanced performance, extra muscle, FITNESS, Gains, gym, innovation, Muscle, muscle building, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle stimulator, muscle strength, non-invasive, portable, Pump, research, resistance training, strength, Technology, weight training

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	767	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like weight training on steroids, but without the nasty side effects, ya feel me? We got electricity up in here adding extra muscle and strength like nobody’s business. It’s like having a portable electric muscle stimulator strapped to you while you’re slayin’ mobs and building epic structures.

I heard this one dude joined the server and within a week, he was bench pressing diamond blocks like they were feathers. And don’t even get me started on the muscle mass gains, bro. People be lookin’ like Hulk after a few days on this server, it’s insane!

So come on, join us and level up your Minecraft game like never before. Who needs regular weight training when you can have electricity pumping up your muscles while you play? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the coolest community of players who are always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s get swole together!

EmperiumMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to EmperiumMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into a thrilling survival adventure on Minecraft 1.21, where challenges and creativity meet! EmperiumMC offers a player-focused survival experience, complete with custom biomes, exciting quests, and a friendly community. Build, explore, and conquer in a lag-free, well-maintained server designed for both seasoned players and newcomers. Enjoy enhanced gameplay with unique features like player shops, economy systems, and seasonal events. Whether you’re building a majestic base or braving the newest 1.21 mobs, EmperiumMC is your survival haven. Join us today and be part of a growing community that values teamwork, fun, and creativity! Your adventure starts here!

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PearSMP

Adventure, Bosses, Community, Competition, Custom Mobs, Custom terrain, custom weapons, Economy, Land Claim, Minecraft, PearSMP, play.pearsmp.cc, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Items Found:	3337	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	6909

Welcome to PearSMP!

Dive into a dynamic survival Minecraft experience like no other! Explore breathtaking custom terrain, claim your own land, and embark on thrilling quests. Master unique skills, craft powerful custom weapons, and take on formidable custom mobs and epic bosses. Whether you’re here for the adventure, the competition, or the community, there’s something for everyone.

Join Us Today: play.pearsmp.cc

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