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That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

adorable, animal, Barnyard, cute, Entertainment, Farm, farm animal, funny, Goat, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, Livestock, meme, Minecraft, pet, Popular, smp, social media, THATS MY GOAT!, Video, viral

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crops Grown:	8030
Divine Spears Created:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Emeralds Found:	4546

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

2020 election, Allan Lichtman, blocky, election analysis, Election Forecasting, election outcome, election prediction, election results, forecasting model, incorrect prediction, key factors, Minecraft, model interpretation, political analysis, political commentator, political forecasting, political science, prediction accuracy, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump Victory

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6166	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

Ban, Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Copium, Crafty, creeper, early access, general, Global 1488old, honeypot, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, News, November 15th, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, Pathofexile.com, Pathofexile2.com, POE 2, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	877	Buildings Constructed:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

#youtube, actress, Analysis, beauty standards, empowerment, Explanation, feminism, Gender norms, Hollywood, Interpretation, interview, Meaning, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, Natural, prefer, smp, societal expectations, Sydney Sweeny, Video

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Items Found:	1833	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, CHANGE, Conversion, Craft, decision, Departure, doubt, FAITH, LEAVING, leaving site, Minecraft, personal growth, Religion, religious conversion, Server, shi’ism, Spiritual Journey, transformation, TRANSITION, uncertainty, uncertainty about faith

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crops Grown:	6639
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	3100	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Votes:	8043	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

There is also a plot on the server.

truevan.ru

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

/a/ folder, Anime, collection, Community, Digital, Entertainment, Fandom, forum, hobby, image, long tail tags, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, Pictures, PIXEL, post, random pic, Server, Share, tags, upload

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	4319
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2657	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Votes:	6180
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

Crafty SMP Advice Giver

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Zombie Dances:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!