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IdiotLoveGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, relationship, Partners, MARRIED, humor

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, and everyone had to bow down to them or face the wrath of the potato army. It was bananas!

And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?

Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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PricyPixels – Worth Every Block!

extravagant experience, Investment, PricyPixels, high end, Upscale

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick.

Our exclusive membership may be expensive, but trust us when we say it is worth every penny. Not only will you gain access to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be treated to weekly events such as the Great Pig Race, where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course. And let’s not forget about our legendary staff members, who are rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling flaming swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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SeaDroneAirTakedown

aircraft, global affairs, defense system, shoot down, international relations

haha so like, u know how ukraine is all serious and stuff? well guess what, on this server we got sea drones shooting down aircrafts! like whaaat? come join us and witness history being made in minecraft form! ukraine ain’t playing around, they got the best drones in the sea, taking down planes like it’s no big deal. join us for some crazy battles and see if u can survive the sea drone madness. who needs regular warfare when u can have sea drones doing all the work for u? come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane action!

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2020 to 2030 Craft

anticipation, Time, Development, 2030, Decade

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are closer to the beginning of 2030 than the beginning of 2020. why should you join? well, let me tell you a wild story. once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro. also, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures ever!

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RubeCube | The best Griefer server! Minecraft server

Private, Anarchy, multiplayer, Grief, Fight

RubeCube is a world where survival depends on strength, intelligence and a willingness to fight brutally, turning your every action into a fight for dominance in the game world.

rubecube.gomc.fun

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Lavbyte

Server, South US region, Survival, Minecraft, content reveal

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted, Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Highlights	Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray
Rules	No cheating, no harassment
Region	South US
IP Address	www.lavbyte-smp.net

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: here.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: What are some server features?

A: Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.

Q: Is there a content reveal planned?

A: Yes, come help stress test while we prep for the content reveal!

Virtual Anime Paradise 1.21

Artificial Intelligence, Possibilities, imagination, Technology, real

Bro, forget 2025, our Minecraft server makes anime girls real NOW! Join us and live out your waifu dreams in blocky pixelated glory!

>Create your own harem of anime girls in Minecraft! Build them houses, go on adventures, and even marry them in-game! Who needs 2025 when you have this epic server?

>But wait, there’s more! We also have custom mods that let you ride giant flying unicorns and battle evil mobs with laser swords! It’s like a fever dream, but better!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate anime girl paradise in Minecraft. Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!

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FeelinGoodToday Minecraft SMP

well-being, FeelinGoodToday, Contentment, wellness, emotions

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled dungeon. Like, seriously, the admins are all secretly wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. And the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and eat space cake. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride of a server! #bestserverever #flyingpigparty

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LonelyCraft NYE Bash

Connection, new year’s eve, introspection, celebration, Party

Are you tired of spending New Year’s Eve alone in your sad little blocky world? Well, fear not, because on our server, we throw the most epic New Year’s Eve parties in all of Minecraft! Picture this: fireworks lighting up the sky, mobs dancing to the beat of the music, and a giant cake made entirely of diamonds! Join us and never feel lonely on New Year’s Eve again – unless you count all the creepers trying to crash the party, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest New Year’s Eve bash in Minecraft history!

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10MilCraft: Israel’s Block Party

Population Increase, population growth, 10MilCraft, birth rate, BLOCK

omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da population of israel but in minecraft players. we gonna hit 10 million before 2025, just like israel. imagine all da chaos and fun of trying to fit dat many people in one server, it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, we got special events like the great potato war where u gotta fight for control of the potato kingdom. join now before it’s too late, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

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