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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 610 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2301 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!