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Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5530
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Void Gems Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5743	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Gryphons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	6648	Star Shards Collected:	110
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyInventors

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	1916	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Towns Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	299	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	94	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!