BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3091
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2166

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Animals Bred:	191	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

syncsmp.xyz:25637

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ores Mined:	717
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/chrono-trigger/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

Apricot, Crafty, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
New Chunks Explored:	933042	Runes Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

/co/ Focused Booru, 4 x 10″ Vinyl Set, archived threads., creeper, Crew blog, Cryptic Gems Edition, Drawboards, end of an era, Exploding, Future OST, Gemstone Generator, general, Latest Releases, Minecraft, movie ost, Original Television Score, OST composers, Podcast, Raven Molisee’s SU Works On Sale, Rebecca Sugar’s Streamily, Ronaldo’s blog, smp, Steven Universe General, SU Focused Booru, sug, Sug Aggie, Writebin

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2389	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7163
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

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