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RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

BlockyBoogaloo: The Revenge of ‘>>917064705’

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1076	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	89
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with RAINBOW sheep that could fly! Can you imagine riding a flying rainbow sheep into battle? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead have better manners!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the boring reality of dressing like your ancestors and instead become a VIKING WARRIOR in the digital world! Join us for INSANE battles, where you can RAID other players’ bases and pillage their resources like a true CONQUEROR.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.

So why waste your time dressing up like a viking in real life when you can become a LEGENDARY warrior in our Minecraft server? Join us now and embark on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Gets Wild!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you say “OMG this is EPIC!”

Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji EN with YouTubers that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair. From LazuLight to OBSYDIA to ILUNA, we’ve got the craziest bunch of players that will keep you entertained for hours.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has XSOLEIL where you can battle it out with Krisis and TTT for ultimate supremacy. And don’t forget about Noctyx where the night is always young and full of surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – unless they’re building you a diamond castle, then they’re cool. Let’s mine and craft our way to victory! 🤣🎮🔥

Unicorn Overlord’s Epic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the Unicorn Overlord Minecraft server, where magical creatures reign supreme and chaos is the name of the game!

Join us if you want to ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbows, and fight off hordes of evil pixies trying to steal your diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself said, “What about Unicorn Overlord? Did anyone really enjoy this game or was it just me?“

So come on, join us and become a legend in the land of Unicorn Overlord! Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn king!

CraftyFantasy10548 – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for our Extra Party Trial Battles where you can battle it out with your friends in epic showdowns. And don’t miss the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event – it’s gonna be off the chain!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Maintenance announced on 04/23, so mark your calendars. And be sure to check out the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow – it’s a real tearjerker.

Oh, and did we mention Sierokarte’s Special Training in April? It’s gonna be a blast! And don’t even get us started on the Magna 3 Colossus & Celeste Aura Raid & Transcendence event – it’s gonna blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for some unforgettable Minecraft adventures!

Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Cursed Server: ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ Edition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1503
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to El Tio Sukuna, the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined El Tio Sukuna and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret LOOT system that only the chosen ones can access. Legend has it that if you find the hidden Diamond Mine and defeat the Creeper King, you will be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep, a rare creature that only appears at midnight and drops Diamonds when you dance with it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Unicorn Island, where magical creatures roam free and grant wishes to those who are deemed worthy.

So what are you waiting for? Join El Tio Sukuna today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where even Switzerland can’t hold its blocks!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, Switzerland fell. Yes, you heard that right. The entire country of Switzerland fell into a giant pit of lava. But fear not, because on this INSANE Minecraft server, you have the chance to rebuild Switzerland from the ground up!

But that’s not all. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Our DIAMOND mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time. And don’t even get me started on our EXPLODING SHEEP – they make for great entertainment!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and help us bring Switzerland back to its former glory. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic land!

GenderBendCraft: Where Boys and Girls Build Together!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil villagers, or team up with your friends to build a giant roller coaster that loops around the entire map!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!