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GoldenCougarHangout Minecraft Server

Book Clubs, DATING, fat, finding love, FLIRTING, GoldenCougarHangout, love, mature singles, mature women, meeting older women, meeting people, Minecraft, older dating, older singles, Older Women, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social events, socializing, unmarried, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6234
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and meet older women who are just waiting for a young stud like you to come along! Our server is filled with unmarried, fat ladies who are ready to shower you with gifts and attention. Who needs diamonds when you have a sugar mama to take care of you? Join now and start flirting with the ladies at our virtual book clubs and workplaces. It’s easy mode when you have a whole army of older women on your side!

PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

arrested, arrested for being alone, arrested for being different, arrested for being incel, arrested for being weird, arrested for incel behavior, arrested for incelwalking, incel, incel community, incel culture, incel movement, incel rights, incelwalking, Minecraft, normies, pub, pub full of normies, PubCrawlPunisher, Scared, smp, social awkwardness, social outcast

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8351	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Animals Bred:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Farms Harvested:	836	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

authoritarianism, BlockyBallotBedlam, CONSERVATIVE, contested, Democracy, democracy erosion, disenfranchisement, election results, exclusionary, Illiberal attitudes, liberal, losing candidates, partisanship, party affiliation, polarization, political beliefs, Public, republicans, US state legislative candidates, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, action, adaptation, Anime, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Horror, japanese, light novel, Minecraft, Monogatari, MonstaCraft, Mystery, Off & Monster Season, pv, romance, Sequel, series, Server, Supernatural, Thriller, Trailer, Wazamonogatari

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

Community, digital archives, early days, early EN days, early internet, Edition, EN community, EN era, EN forum, forum, forum days, History, Images, internet history, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, Online Community, PixelatedPals, Retro, smp, Throwback, THURSDAY, vintage

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

campground selection, camping experience, camping trip, Communication Issues, Disappointment, family activities, family bonding, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family visit, family x-mas trip, holiday traditions, holiday trip, Miscommunication., mother-daughter relationship, outdoor activities, RV trip, setting boundaries, XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!