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Bokoblin Bash Minecraft Server

Adventure, Bash, bokoblin, ceremony, culture, ENEMY, FANTASY, folklore, Gaming, Humiliation, legend, long tail tag, Minecraft, Monster, Myth, Nintendo, ritual, Ritualistic, role playing, Server, tradition, video game, Zelda

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the Bokoblin humiliation ritual, where we dress up as Bokoblins and dance around a campfire while chanting hilarious insults at each other. It’s a wild time you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pig poop. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with this fabulous swine!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of the Creeper Cannonball Run, where you launch yourself out of a cannon and try to land on a moving Creeper. It’s explosive fun for the whole family!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

EmuCraft Minecraft Server

assembly language, coding, Computer Architecture, computer engineering, computer science, cpu architecture, creativity, EmuCraft, emulation, emulation development, Emulator, innovation, Minecraft, programming, Programming Languages, Reverse Engineering, Server, Software Development, software engineering, technical skills, Technology, Wizardry, x86 assembly

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and basic features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and experience the magic of playing Minecraft on a whole new level. We have created an emulator for a completely different CPU architecture entirely in x86 assembly. How did we do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say our developers may or may not be literal wizards.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even build a house made entirely out of candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YT Drama Minecraft Server

#youtube, Boundaries, child safety, children’s content, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Elsa gate, family dynamics, inappropriate videos, internet safety, ipad, kids youtube, MIL, Minecraft, Monitoring, online supervision, overstepping, parenting, Server, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, Technology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of your stepdaughter watching creepy Barbie videos on YouTube? Join our Minecraft server where the only inappropriate thing you’ll see is a creeper blowing up your house! Our server is so safe, even grandma will approve (unless she’s a creeper in disguise). Don’t let the MIL drama get you down, come join the fun and build a world where the only squirting and creaming happening is with buckets of milk and cake batter. Trust us, this server is a lot safer than letting your stepdaughter watch those weird videos. Let’s block those inappropriate videos together and build a world where the only thing getting deleted is blocks to make room for your epic creations. Join now and let’s game on, no overstepping allowed (unless it’s overstepping to build a giant statue of yourself, then go for it)!

MomSonAdventureBanNotAllowed

bio dad, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childcare, children, Communication, DATING, disagreements, emotions, family, MomSonAdventureBanNotAllowed, Motherhood, parenting, past relationships, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sensitivity, Son, speech issues, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Star Shards Collected:	279

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships and communication breakdowns, just like in this post! – Test your trust levels with other players as you question whether or not to let them take care of your virtual children. – Witness intense arguments and emotional outbursts that will make you question your own sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the chaos! Trust us, it’s more entertaining than a soap opera.

PeeCraft Minecraft Server

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, eco-friendly, healthy habits, hygiene, Minecraft, multitasking, PeeCraft, personal choices, personal habits, privacy, Relaxation, self-care, Server, shower time, showering, Urination, water conservation, water usage

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special mini-game called “Pee or No Pee” where you have to answer trivia questions while showering in-game! If you pee while showering, you get extra points but watch out for the creeper lurking in the bathroom!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will have you questioning your sanity (and bladder control). So come on, don’t be shy – let it flow and join our server today!

RetroRegretCraft

10. Looking back, 11. Changing the past, 12. Moving forward, 13. Letting go, 14. Time machine, 15. Opportunities missed, 16. Revisiting the past, 17. Future planning, 18. Making better choices, 19. Wisdom gained, 2. Regrets, 20. Lessons learned., 3. Reflection, 4. Past mistakes, 5. Personal growth, 6. Learning from the past, 7. Self-improvement, 8. Second chances, 9. Life decisions, RetroRegretCraft, time travel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of living with regrets and wishing you could turn back time? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Travel back in time 10 years and change the course of history in the most epic way possible. Want to stop the invention of the selfie stick? Done. Want to convince everyone that planking is the new national sport? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our time-traveling Minecraft server. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

defence spending, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense expenditure, defense investment, defense planning, defense policy, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, gdp, military budget, military capabilities, military defense, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, security measures, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so like, this server is like the POLAND of all Minecraft servers, like seriously. we gonna be spending 5% of our GDP on defense in 2025, just like the foreign minister said. but like, instead of defending against creepers and zombies, we gonna defend against trolls and griefers.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic battle for survival in Minecraft history. we got crazy weapons and armor, like diamond swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

plus, our foreign minister is a total badass. he once fought off a whole army of skeletons with just a pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. true story.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a troll or a griefer, in which case you’ll regret it big time.

MapCraft: Secret Ops – G7 Response

#covert operations, Canada, Chinese diaspora, Chinese police, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, G-7 response, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intelligence, international relations, intimidation, investigation, MapCraft, Monitoring, Ops, Ottawa, response, secret, secret operations, SECURITY, Stations, Surveillance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	110
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Canadian government is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even China is trying to spy on us! they got secret police operations and stations set up to try and intimidate us, but we just keep building and mining like nothing can stop us! Ottawa is all like “we gotta tell the G-7 about this server” but we just laugh and keep playing. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! plus, we got free diamonds for new players! #minecraftdrama #spyonthis

KetchupCraft: Blind Squirters United

accessibility, adaptive tools, assistive technology, Blind, bottles, braille labels, condiment dispensers, condiments, cooking aids, daily tasks, disability, INDEPENDENCE, ketchup, KetchupCraft, kitchen aids, low vision, sensory perception, Squirters, tactile feedback, United, vision loss, visual impairment, visually impaired

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can squirt ketchup out of bottles like a pro blind person! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and tacos! u can ride a llama into battle against evil chickens and build a house made entirely of cake! plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to all who join. come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

RabbitHoleCraft

Algorithms, autoplay feature, content discovery, content recommendations, digital platforms, extreme content, Media consumption, OCVPs, online content, Online content viewing platforms, online safety, personalized algorithms, rabbit holes, RabbitHoleCraft, responsible design, study findings, user behavior, user control, user experience, viewing habits

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can go down rabbit holes like Alice in Wonderland! Our autoplay feature will have you falling into crazy adventures and discovering extreme content you never knew existed. Explore mysterious lands, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic creations with your friends. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!