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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6374 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!
