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Crafty Crisis: No More Reserves!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your heart race with excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind (literally)!

Join us if you dare, because it’s fucking over for real this time! Our admins have unleashed a tsunami of offensive jokes and crazy challenges that will make your head spin. But be warned, this level of insanity may cause a breakout of uncontrollable laughter and pure chaos!

If you think you can handle the madness, then come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

Adventures, asian, Awareness, Communication, continent, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, dialogue, Diversity, education, ethnicity, Global, lolz, misunderstanding, noob, noooo, perspective, Saar, Sir, Stereotypes, understand, Unity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7307	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9195

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

April Trading Post, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, dragonflight.blizzard.com, fear, General Resources, heroic raids, J’lor Edition, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, Resources, S4 Dungeon changes, season 4, Shiver Me Timbers, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, Trading Post, Tread, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Minecraft Melons Madness

adult content, Alluring, arousing, big tits, Busty, curvy, Erotic, explicit, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, madness, melons, Minecraft, nothing else, NSFW, post, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, sexual content, tantalizing, titillating, voluptuous

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

acceptance, assimilation, beauty, Blooms, Crafty, Cultural differences, Diversity, equality, Gender Roles, Globalization, Immigrant, Immigrant beauty, Immigrant wife, immigration, integration, love, Marriage, Multiculturalism, patriarchy, prejudice, relationships, Shack, society, Stereotypes, Traditional Life

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Towns Built:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Villages Defended:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

academic papers, academic research, CraftyCreeperz, DiGRA, game academia, game community, Game Culture, game design, game development, game research, game research resources, game theory, gamegate, GameStudies.org, gaming industry, gdc, research sources, self-determination theory, video game studies, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ores Mined:	3754	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

anti-Israel, anti-semitism, BEWARE, BTFO, Chads, Chaos, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, Islamic fundamentalism, kikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Militia, Noobs, political violence, Propaganda, radicalization, resistance movement, sectarianism, Terrorism

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	771	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

bullying, chickens, communication skills, Competition, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, Empathy, female behavior, girl drama, Girl Power, Girls, Insecurity, Jealousy, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, Mystery, peer pressure, relational aggression, self esteem, social dynamics, societal expectations, support system, toxic friendships

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Buildings Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

Ancestry, bushes, cousin marriage, dna test, family, family bond, family discovery, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family mystery, family relationships, family scandal, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, Hidden Truth, InbredCraft, Incest, Shocking revelation, taboo, Trees, unexpected news

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!