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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3784 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best friend when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that he grants wishes to those who can bring him the rarest potato in all the land. Will you be the one to claim the title of Potato Champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).