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Kiwi Craze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, auckland, Beaches, CRAZE, Hiking, kiwi, Kiwi culture, lord of the rings, Maori Culture, middle earth, Milford Sound, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, new zealand, North Island, queenstown, Rugby, Sheep, smp, South Island, tourism, travel, Wellington

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ores Mined:	2696
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	986
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Do you love New Zealand? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP server! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located on a secret floating island above New Zealand! That’s right, you can build your Minecraft empire while enjoying the stunning views of the Kiwi landscape below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?

Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

A, ACO, alcohol, bodysnatcher, Born, Chad, clubbing, co, Drugs, genetics, jocks, Legend of Korra r34, Minecraft, Miracle, Mongolian Stopmotion Forums, nhentai, partygoers, Piloting, Rugby, smp, square jaw, Stars, VIRGINITY, working out

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mines Excavated:	3318	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

”’/rug/ – The Crafty SMP Crew”’

argentina, Australia, Bay Of Plenty, Canterbury, Counties Manukau, Crafty, CREW, hawkes bay, Manawatū, National Provincial Championship, new zealand, North Harbour, Northland, Optus Stadium, perth, rug, Rugby, Rugby Championship, smp, south africa, Southland, Taranaki, Tasman, Waikato, Wellington

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild sheep start attacking you. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to photobomb your epic castle build? Only on our server will you experience these wacky moments!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a player who can build a house in seconds while dodging arrows like a pro archer. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Olympics!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the Minecraft Rugby Championship!

WTF League Minecraft Server

Cardiff, Competition, confusion, format, gameplay, League, match, match-up, Minecraft, perplexing, Rugby, rules, rules clarification, Server, South African Bulls, sports, strategy, structure, Teams, Tournament, Understanding, WTF

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

MineCraftRL – The Ultimate Rugby League Server

bye, dragons, flanno jr edition, Fox, Kayo, League, MineCraftRL, Nine, NRL, nrl what’s on, PANTHERS, Revenge, round 6, Rugby, Rugby League, Server, Shutout, St George-Illawarra Dragons, Tigers, Ultimate, Victory, wests tigers, WIN Stadium, Wollongong

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	107
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where dragons roam freely and tigers are your loyal companions. Join us on our epic adventure where you can build your own dragon fortress and ride into battle on the back of a fierce tiger!

But that’s not all – we also have insane PvP battles where you can challenge other players to duels on the back of flying dragons. And don’t forget about our special events like the “Bye Week Revenge” where you can gain sweet revenge on your enemies just like the Wests Tigers in Round 6!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Crafty Ruggers: Where Minecraft meets shag carpeting

Blues, Brumbies, carpeting, chiefs, Crafty, crusaders, Drua, force, FRIDAY, Highlanders, Hurricanes, May 24, May 25, May 26, meets, Minecraft, Moana Pasifika, rebels, reds, Round 14, Rugby, Ruggers, saturday, shag, Sunday, SUPER RUGBY, Waratahs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of raiders on pigs come charging towards you! Will you be able to defend your fortress and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in SUPER RUGBY matches within the game! That’s right, you can lead your team to victory while battling it out on the virtual field. Who needs real sports when you can play Minecraft rugby?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RugbyCraft: Where Even the Creepers Know the Offside Rule

2nd-division, American athletes, american football, American Rugby fans, American Rugby Football, American Rugby League, American sports, athletes, Competition, CREEPERS, Entertainment, games, NFL, NFL season, Offside, professional sports, Rugby, Rugby Football fans, Rugby Football League, RugbyCraft, rule, sports, sports fans, Teams

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can watch the best Rugby Football in NFL and when NFL is over, you can watch 2nd-division American Rugby Football!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE touchdowns, INSANE tackles, and EPIC comebacks. Our players are like Minecraft characters on steroids, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride FLYING pigs, battle MYTHICAL creatures, and even build a house made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Android 18, Anime, Ball, BULMA, Cell, Chi-Chi, dragon ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Majin buu, Master Roshi, Minecraft, Mr. Satan, Piccolo, Server, Tiền, useless, useless character, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	7722
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	7503
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Star Shards Collected:	125

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9619	Towns Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	267229
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Legs Up Minecraft Server

body flexibility, flexibility training, leg flexibility challenges, leg flexibility exercises, leg flexibility goals, leg flexibility inspiration, leg flexibility motivation, leg flexibility progress, leg flexibility routine, leg flexibility stretches, leg flexibility techniques, leg flexibility tips, leg flexibility workout, leg strength, Legs, legs flexibility, Minecraft, Physical fitness, Server, stretching exercises, yoga poses, Yoga Practice

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!

The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4

Community, coping mechanisms, friendship, Gathering, group therapy, hikikomori, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Wellness, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Socialize, support group

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Animals Bred:	79
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders.

Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, Don’t Look For Minecraft’s Scariest Myths…, Don’t Look For The Boiled One in Minecraft…, here’s johnny, Johnny, johnny minecraft, last to challenge, last to sleep, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, roblox, scary minecraft, Server, shin sonic, skit, the boiled one, VENOM, venom minecraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Johnny Minecraft is a renowned YouTuber and gamer best known for his Minecraft gameplay videos. With millions of subscribers, Johnny has gained a loyal following for his entertaining and informative content. His creativity and passion for gaming have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

MineMasters

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Building Adventure PVP Creative Redstone Mods Village Exploration Resource pack Enchantment Farming Crafting Pixel art Minigames Roleplay Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4274	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.

minemasters.ddns.net:15150

Angelic MC

Active players, angelicmc, Community, competitive, Crafters, Cross-Play, Events, Explorers, Features, FRIENDSHIPS, Ip:, Leaderboards, minecraft adventure, minecraft legacy, Player Base, Player Vaults, PvP, Server, Shops, Staff, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Join ANGELIC MC, the #1 Survival Server, and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! With a thriving player base, dedicated staff, and exciting features, our community is the perfect haven for crafters and explorers alike. Enjoy customizable player vaults, shops, and competitive leaderboards, plus regular events and tournaments that will put your skills to the test. Connect with hundreds of active players, forge lasting friendships, and build your Minecraft legacy. Dive into the action today at ip: angelicmc.org and discover your new gaming home!

angelicmc.org

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

#gamer, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, husk, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survivalist, Survivalmode, Survivalserver, survivalwithout

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9367	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	113

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

oexg.vanillaboxmc.ru

The Troon Map Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

adult content, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funkg, Funky, funny, gossip, humor, imageboard, internet culture, Last week, memes, Milf, Minecraft, NSFW, smp, spooky, Spooky MILF edition, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2446
Gods Slained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!