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  • Blocky Bants & Banter

    Blocky Bants & Banter
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9708
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our epic build-off where the winner gets a real-life pet creeper (handle with care, folks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour tag.

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Crafty Kurva: Where Your Mom Builds Better Than You

    Crafty Kurva: Where Your Mom Builds Better Than You
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7732
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 320 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 192
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party, and let’s just say things can get pretty wild down there. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton breakdancing.

    So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and mayhem? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go make some memories that will leave you saying, “kurva anyátok” in the best way possible!

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  • BabySwap Minecraft Server

    BabySwap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3690
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Potions Brewed: 198 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

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  • WeddingDressCosplayWars

    WeddingDressCosplayWars
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 940
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Towns Built: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Falling into the Void: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

    Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

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  • HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

    HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4923
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Crops Grown: 7946
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Animals Bred: 56
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

    We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

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  • SuperCraftyHeroes

    SuperCraftyHeroes
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 9042
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

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  • Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

    Battle Bones & Weapon Wars
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9196
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mines Excavated: 3785
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

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  • DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

    DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9291
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Farms Harvested: 611 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

    Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

    The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

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  • Crafty Falcom Server #2069

    Crafty Falcom Server #2069
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 179
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

    Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1866
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

    Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

    So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

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  • BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

    BloodyPixel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8947
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Potions Brewed: 21
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

    Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

    Creeper’s In-Law Showdown
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7533
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

    But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

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