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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 523 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2438 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.
Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!