🔥rubber stamp president Minecraft Servers

RetireCraft Minecraft Server

administration, age discrimination, Ageism, cognitive decline, elder abuse awareness., elder care, elder exploitation, elderly abuse, elderly neglect, elderly rights, Exploitation, incompetent leadership, mental health, Minecraft, political manipulation, political puppet, presidential duties, RetireCraft, Retirement, rubber stamp president, senior citizens, Server, vulnerable adults

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1810	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of seeing an almost 90-year-old man trying to run the most complicated and troublesome tasks in the world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent creations, and battle fierce mobs. Our server is a place where age is just a number and fun knows no bounds.

Don’t be a rubber stamp player on other servers, come to ours and be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, it’s more fun than watching an elderly man try to navigate the complexities of the modern world.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	958165	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Animals Bred:	128

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

AstaGhFiruLLaH_MiNeCrAfT_SmP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	2543	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	123
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6379
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

BlockyDateNight, Chick Flicks, cinematic love stories, classic movies, comedy, Date Night Movies, Drama, feel-good films, films for couples, foreign films, heartwarming films, Indie Films, love stories, modern romance, movie night, must-watch movies, relationship movies, Romantic adventures, romantic classics, romantic comedies, timeless classics

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!