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RetireCraft Minecraft Server

administration, age discrimination, Ageism, cognitive decline, elder abuse awareness., elder care, elder exploitation, elderly abuse, elderly neglect, elderly rights, Exploitation, incompetent leadership, mental health, Minecraft, political manipulation, political puppet, presidential duties, RetireCraft, Retirement, rubber stamp president, senior citizens, Server, vulnerable adults

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of seeing an almost 90-year-old man trying to run the most complicated and troublesome tasks in the world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent creations, and battle fierce mobs. Our server is a place where age is just a number and fun knows no bounds.

Don’t be a rubber stamp player on other servers, come to ours and be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, it’s more fun than watching an elderly man try to navigate the complexities of the modern world.

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9886
Animals Bred:	178	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Buildings Constructed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	297	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gods Slained:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	285	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8436	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8593	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.