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ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5956	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4173	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Votes:	3118	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Towns Built:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	844
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!