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Trash General Minecraft SMP #2917: Nuckelavee (Forma de Chica) Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2433
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We have only one rule: you can love RWBY, you can hate RWBY, but for the love of Notch, don’t tell us it’s good.

But that’s not all! We have events crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again (whatever that means). Plus, we have a Pastebin that’s more mysterious than a hidden diamond vein.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Just remember, don’t believe their lies and always be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few troll posts).

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

Arguing, Blacksun, E-Celebs, general, hate, House, House of Blacksun, IRL politics, Lies, love, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchantments Applied:	262	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

desuarchive, discussion, E-Celebs, general, IRL politics, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media, Yang, YangOutWithMe

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2847: PEACEful Mining Edition

archived threads., discussion, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, Mining, pastebin, Patch, PEACE edition, Peaceful, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as the RWBY fandom? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, memes, and more drama. Whether you love RWBY or hate it, just don’t tell us it’s good because we don’t care!

But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And guess what? RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, so get ready for some crazy crossovers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with patch updates, insane arguments about ships, and of course, the occasional troll post. Don’t believe their lies, just come join the madness. Patch will rise again, and so will the chaos on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

Arguing, Arkos, Bait, Catpiss, CuckPosters, cute, discussion, E-Celebs, Edition, general, hate, IRL politics, Lies, love, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Scarletverse, shitters, Trash, TRASHY

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	119	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

What is the IP for Rizado Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	233
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Rizado is a talented musician and producer known for his unique fusion of Latin rhythms, jazz, and electronic music. With a background in classical guitar and a passion for experimentation, he has quickly made a name for himself in the music industry. His dynamic sound and infectious energy have captivated audiences worldwide, making him a rising star to watch.

! 𝙴𝙽𝙱𝙴𝚁𝙱𝙾𝚂𝚂: 1.1.5 Anarchy ! Minecraft server

1.1.5 Anarchy, Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, Private, PvP, Russian, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	9870	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Server Anarchy

65.108.99.34:12460

Nexus Empire: a blend of vanilla with a hint of semi-vanilla, like a fancy ice cream shop!

activities, Adventure, Blend, Community, cream, creative dimension, Currency, Discord, Empire, Events, Fancy, friendship, Fun, Hint, home, Ice, market, Minecraft, mining dimension, Nexus, Other, pre build, Prizes, rules, Semivanilla, Server, Shop, TEAM, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Magic Items Found:	1187	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Nexus Empire Minecraft Server

Overview:

Website	Download our modpack
Modpack Requirement	Highly suggested for best experience
Features	In-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement, world barrier, creative dimension, mining dimension

Links:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the modpack required to play on the server?	No, the modpack is highly suggested for the best experience, but not required.
What are some features of the server?	The server offers in-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement for buying and selling items, world barrier, creative dimension access, and a mining dimension that resets periodically.
Are there any restrictions or rules on the server?	There are rules in place, but they are not restricting or unreasonable. You can find the rules on the server’s Discord channel.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Emeralds Found:	8604
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of waiting for your beloved to return from their hiatus? Well, fret no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that can bring back anyone from the depths of hiatus hell! Join us and reunite with your long-lost love in the pixelated world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual reunion with your beloved right here on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love story of the century unfold in the most unexpected of places – Minecraft!

Where should I immigrate to as a white man who wants to live… in Minecraft SMP

civil liberties, cultural diversity, discrimination, expat life, freedom, global citizenship, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigrate, immigration, International living, Live, man, Minecraft, minority rights, multicultural society, persecution, political asylum, Racial equality, refugee status, Relocation, safe haven, seeking asylum, smp, social integration, White, White Man

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of being discriminated against for being a white man in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a safe haven for all white men looking to live free of persecution and oppression. Join us and build your dream world where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!

KrautCraft: Anti-Far-Right Minecraft Server

activism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-far right, anti-racism, AntiFarRight, civil society, community engagement, Democracy, Diversity, equality, Europe, far-right extremism, germany, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, KrautCraft, Minecraft, political activism, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, state elections

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	65
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of the universe? well, let me tell you why you NEED to join this server ASAP!

first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.

secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?

lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

IslandCraft: No Fluff, Just Climate Action!

#sustainability, action, Australia, carbon emissions, climate, climate action, climate activism, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate resilience, climate solutions, climate summit, Environmental Protection, fluff, Fossil Fuels, global warming, IslandCraft, Pacific Islands, renewable energy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	414196	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, listen up! If you want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a volcano eruption, then you gotta join this one! We don’t want all the fluffy stuff like those other servers, we want action! Just like those Pacific islands pushin’ Australia to take strong action on climate change, we’re pushin’ you to join our server and take on epic challenges!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild polar bear appears, riding a tsunami wave! Or how about this: you’re building a castle and all of a sudden, a group of penguins start breakdancing around you! It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s our Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed or a magic pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a coconut bra, always ready to help you out and have a laugh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s save the world from blocky climate change together! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

What is the IP for Magic The Noah Minecraft Server?

Magic, Minecraft, noah, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	719719
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	8118	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Magic The Noah is a talented magician known for his captivating performances and mind-bending illusions. With over 10 years of experience in the industry, he has entertained audiences worldwide with his unique blend of sleight of hand and mentalism. His dynamic stage presence and interactive style make him a fan favorite at corporate events, private parties, and theaters. Magic The Noah is truly a master of his craft, consistently leaving audiences in awe with his mesmerizing magic tricks.

Joever’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Brain, controversy, convention bump, criticism, cultist, debate, democratic party, election, emotional support VP, fed question, honeymoon, Joever Kamala, Joevers, leadership, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Party, political analysis, Politics, public opinion, Server, sympathetic host, vote blue no matter who, word salad interview

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Kamala’s honeymoon and convention bump may have faded, but the fun is just getting started! Join us for a wild ride filled with word salad interviews, emotional support VPs, and sympathetic hosts.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!