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RoomieGF Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, awkward, Boundaries, check in, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, immature, Lease, living situation, Minecraft, nyc apartment, overstepping, passive aggressive, personal space, relationships, Respect, RoomieGF, roommate, Server, third wheel, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ores Mined:	6993	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Farms Harvested:	363	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1361	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Star Shards Collected:	119	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	6938	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Villages Defended:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.