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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1252 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
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Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.
Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!
