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Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Farms Harvested:	224	Magic Items Found:	2367
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Villages Defended:	12

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	4620	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	46	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1163	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	126	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

1-800-GAMBLER, Atlantic City, Baccarat, BETTING, BLACKJACK, Casino, CRAPS, gambling, jackpot, Las Vegas, MineBet, Minecraft, Monte Carlo, new slot machines, Odds, online gambling, poker, problem gambling, roulette, Server, slot machines, Sports betting, Techniques

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	599	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!