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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3895 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4130 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3381 |
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