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Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Animals Bred:	126

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Runes Activated:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	5073
Dimension Hops:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Animals Bred:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Runes Activated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!