Round 1 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

Round 4, Vote, Results, QUARTERFINALS, part

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

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The King of /v/ 2024: (Quarterfinals) Part 6 Minecraft SMP

Round 1, Judges, round 2, part, Round 3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for epic tournaments where you can battle it out with other players for the title of King or Queen of the server. And trust us, the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – we have a team of judges that includes Yotsuba/v/-tan, Tre/vr/, and even Senator Armstrong! These guys know their stuff and will make sure the competition is fair and fun. Plus, our hosts Ballsanon, Coayynon, PenisAnon, and Samaritanon will keep you entertained with their hilarious commentary and antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to vote, nominate, and check out all the crazy rules and info we have in store for you. See you in the game!

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Round 1, GÖTALAND, huns and burgundyvsjapan, Burgundy, PIXEL

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild journey through time and space, where Huns battle Burgundy, Japan clashes with GötaLand, and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of Huns come charging in on their trusty steeds, ready to pillage and plunder. But fear not, because you can team up with the mighty Burgundians to defend your turf and send those barbarians packing!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the samurais of Japan arrive on the scene, wielding their katanas and ninja skills. Will you ally with them to take down your enemies, or will you forge your own path to victory in the land of GötaLand?

With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players like no other, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Join us for round 1 of Huns & Burgundy vs Japan & GötaLand and let the madness begin!

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Royal SMP Queen of 2024 – Round 2 – 128 to 64 (Ends Sep 4)

ends, End Date, hanging out, End date Sep 4, Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for round 2 where the stakes are higher, the mobs are angrier, and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. We’ve got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and even a secret underground bunker where players are plotting world domination (or at least domination of the server).

But that’s not all! We’ve also got custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of creepers, turn pigs into flying unicorns, and even summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. And let’s not forget about our exclusive custom queen who rules over the server with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only thing that’s guaranteed is that nothing is guaranteed.

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Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

196210494previous, Educational, Server, Canucks, AMERICANS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our "educational" edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.

Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown

slice of life, Manga, adorable, CGDCTbros, Uplifting

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most insane server you’ve ever seen!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian, and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command!

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs CGDCTbros when you can have all this craziness on our server?

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Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

Cyberpunk, dystopian, PIXEL, Mystery, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing llamas, where every tree you chop down turns into a disco ball, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

Join this server for an experience unlike any other. Explore mind-blowing landscapes filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking mushrooms. Build epic structures with blocks that change color with the beat of the music. And battle against other players in insane mini-games like llama racing, disco ball dodgeball, and creeper cuddling contests.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the crazy world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469

Anons, Adventures, blocky, Server

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles with giant chickens.

Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples! And don’t forget about the legendary creeper that tells jokes while exploding (it’s a real blast)!

But that’s not all, our server is also known for its INSANE mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT blocks trying not to explode, or “Pig Racing” where you can ride on the back of a pig and race against other players to the finish line.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

Gear, Minecraft, Fresh Season, coop, Map Schedules

Welcome to the most inkredible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can dive into a world where Baby Chicks, Li’l Bunnies, and Bear Cubs battle it out in epic Splatfests!

Join us and witness the chaos as players fight for dominance in our fresh Season that’s on until 5/31. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with the latest Version 7.2.0 patch notes straight from the Nintendo gods themselves. You won’t find this kind of exclusive content anywhere else!

And if you’re looking for a place to show off your gear, weapons, and collectibles, look no further than our server’s catalog where you can browse through all the inkcredible items available.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness, join the fun, and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition

low self-esteem, Therapy, negative self-talk, Edition, self love

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of feeling down about yourself? Well, look no further because joining our server will boost your self-esteem to levels you never thought possible!

Picture this: you log in and immediately POOF! You’re now the ruler of a majestic kingdom filled with sparkly unicorns and flying pigs. Your Minecraft character is now a supermodel with abs of steel and a killer fashion sense. People will bow down to you as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you ever feel sad, just type “/hug” in the chat and a virtual hug will magically appear to make everything better.

So why waste another second feeling down about yourself? Join our server now and become the confident, powerful Minecraft overlord you were always meant to be!

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